-but today, after school i had to come back to view a movie for ethics
-we got to eat pizza which was two dollars a slice
-yes, a shit storm is about to brew up
-let me fill you in about this movie
-so basically three white guys (of course) embarked on a vacation to malaysia for alcohol, hash (yes hash), fucking cheap azn whores, and...basically being three white dudes with a load of cash to spend
-two of the guys, tony and sheriff, eventually head back to new york
-and the third guy gets arrested for having way to much hash to the point that he is considered a drug dealer
-so he serves three years in prison
-but later you find out hes going to get hang cuz, you know malaysians are mean people
-the only way he gets out of the death sentence is if tony and sheriff agree to go back and serve 3 years each or 6 years for one guy
-then some women named beth is going around trying to convince tony and sheriff to go back
-she has 6 days to convince them
-and on top of that she has a black journalist women trying to get a story out of her
-that journalist's name was mj, i shit you not, MJ
-mj presses so hard to get the story publish, but beth knows that if she did the malaysians would not take to kindly to criticism
-beth tries her hardest to convince them to go back and i mean she tries hard
-yes, she fucked sheriff
-eventually they both agree to go but when they get there tony realizes that he's not an idiot and decides to cutty the fuck out of there
-they also found out that beth is lou's sister
-sheriff decides to stay
-so in court sheriff comes back and the judge is all like "o , hey you have courage, ill lessen ur sentence, let's go take a break first"
-yay happy ending right?
-WRONG
-remeber mj?well that stupid bitch wrote the story anyway and it got a lot of attention
-and of course the judge gets a copy before he makes his decision (you know, cool that shit totally happens, its called karma)
-he gets pisses decides to execute the third guy (i forgot to mention his name but its lou) and sheriff gets sent to jail
-so yea lou gets hung, but sheriff was agreed to let go after all the publicity dies down
-WHAT? he got off easily, and lou, the totally innocent, "i am going to save animals" guy gets hung
-and yea sheriff and beth love each other blah blah blah
-ok yes, it was a sad movie
-but what the fuck
-i sat for 2 hours watching some stupid movie that had the most obvious plot
-and the innocent guy gets hung, like wtf he got hung anyway after all that bullshit they went through
-but these are the ten things that were going on in my mind or what i learned today from this experience
-one, never buy such a huge quantity of hash that it qualifies you to be a drug dealer
-or be cutty with that shit, nig nog i know you still on vacation but the cops will get yo ass
-second, a man will do anything a woman ask for if they get to sleep with her
-third, a woman will sleep with you because they need something
-fourth, don't fuck with malaysians they are mean
-fifth, news reporters are like rats they will feed off of anything
-sixth, even if you do a good deed, you still get fucked over
-seventh, just because pizza is two dollars a slice, doesn't mean its good
-eighth, i still can't get over the fact that they still hung him after all that bullshit
-ninth, some people would cry after this shit was shown, stop being a bitch we lost two hours of our lives
-and finally, ms ahlbach is still a bitch
-it's all i have today, gots to start the crap load of homework
-ain't i living the life?
-i have to somehow figure out how not to fail high school and fight off the brainwashing christian nazis that make up this school
-sometimes i wonder...
-if you are looking for bike shits and update check locked cog, pedal consumption, prolly, tracko, zlog, trick track, etc
-you know where to find them, i wish i had time to discuss, maybe tomorrow
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