-check them out here http://hypeobservatory.blogspot.com/
-still working out the kinks
-i want the last one but for some reason when i upload it onto my blog, the background color is white
-doesn't look good with the black but hopefully it'll work out
-how do you like em?
-again much thanks to thomas for taking the time to make them for me
-so it's tuesday
-another normal day at school, boring and lifeless
-but, saw this video up on prolly's blog
along with this story
Here's the story. I was having brunch on first ave and first street with a a couple of friends including Alfred .It was a pretty sunny day and a good there was a good amount of pedestrian traffic .Nothing unusual. Alfred went out to make a call and spotted someone looking over his bike. Nothing unusual ,he got a hot ass cannondale with hot ass wheels.the guy was average looking,had a helmet and a bag.looked like your average joe casual biker.Suddenly this dude gets on his knees and pulls out a drill.At first Alfred thought he wanted to steal his wheels,until he saw the drill.Is this what it has come out to?!people stealing bike with drills?Anyways as he was getting ready to drill the ulock,Alfred comes in the restaurant and yells,!yooooo someones trying to steal my bike,lets go get him.and let me tell you this ass hole tried stealing the wrong bike.first it was a bike messengers bike and second it was Alfred's bike and the motherFkr got a temper sometimes.so we roll out to this dude and start pounding him.my first instinct was to get my U lock and bang on him,but my bike was already locked up so , we bumbrushed this dude and started pounding him.Everybody is watching and wondering why this dude is being plumeted ,but at that point we don't give a fuck.we had to make sure this asshole dosen't do it again.me personal i have had 2 bikes stolen,in like a month apart.fuck that shit.he did't even look like a bike thief!so while pounding him i reach out to put my phone in my pocket and realized i had a camera on my wait.i pulled it out and captured the second half of the beating!-my first impression was wow that's a little over kill isn't it?
-but then i thought of the time when my rear wheel was stolen and how overly pissed off i was
-it's true, ask willie just how angry i was
-i was ready to kill someone, and that was just over my wheel
-and all i have to say is this fiend got what he deserved and should be considered lucky that he got off so easily
-now, im guessing my non biking readers are probably "wtf, that's a horrible thing to do to someone over a bike"
-but to us, our bikes are probably one of the most important things in our lives
-and to have someone steal it after all the work you had put into your bike and all is complete bullshit
-don't try to steal bikes, or for that matter anything
-you never really know who you are stealing from until it's too late
-looks like bianchi is starting to reproduce their concept again
-looks sick
-taken off prolly's blog
-and lastly, something to keep you from doing your homework
-http://www.tuckermax.com/
-this guy just causes unlimited amounts of mayhem and douche baggery
-seriously, i can't believe these stories are true, but they are fucking hilarious
-i wish i cold like this...sometimes
-here are some stories that i found completely hilarious, click on them to read. note they're really long
-http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278
-http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_austin_road_trip.phtml#281
-http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_almost_banned_miss_vermont_story.phtml#705
-also this one quote from the austin road trip story really stuck out to me
-"If you go out a lot, you know that you can never try too hard to make a party; you just have to kinda see where the night takes you. You do that enough, and every now and then you stumble into one of those absolutely perfect situations, where it seems like everything just falls into place."
-why do you ask?
-because it is completely true
-i actually have experienced this and they usually turn out to be the greatest nights of my life
-and i hope that everyone reads and takes this in
-especially some certain people (whom shall not be named) i know who try to hard to make their lives more exciting on the weekends and end up moping around
-alright, so i know that i tried to go last year and it failed
-but this time i am whole heatedly serious about going
- there are two nights, so hard summer 09 does not repeat itself again
-60 dollars each night, but obviously friday is the better deal
-i mean justice, crookers, major lazer, steve aoki, etc?
-how can we miss out?
-it should be nice and simple
-leave sf on friday and depart on sunday
-i don't know the exact cost of the trips to la, but it shouldn't be too much right?
-we can all pitch in money for a hotel room, i doubt we are going to get any sleep, you know?
-trust me its so worth it, ive seen justice live
-justice alone should be 60 dollars
-if this doesn't happen, i am doing whatever halloween alleycat race is in sf
-last year's race seemed really fun and my halloween was a bust
-so contact me any way possible so we can start planning, this is about a month and a half away
-i don't really care who joins me but i have one rule
-no drama, if you fuck me over...i will fuck you over ten times worse
-due to past experiences with events like these i don't want to have to deal with anyone's shit
-capiche?
-posted this last week but damn it's so nice
-this is about the exact setup i had in mind for mine...wtf?
-i guess great minds thing alike
-i'm going balls over head waiting for my fucking frame to come
-didn't finalize payment until today, and it won't ship out tomorrow
-and on top of that ben's cycle didn't accept my coupon on the frame but only on the tires
-hella lameee
-i hope it fits me too, but according to my retarded tape measurerer (yes i said measuerer) i am 5'8 - 5'9ish?
-am i that small, i mean that is still tall but compared to others, i feel short?
-if so i might not have problems with the sizing then!
-edit - damn this was a fat post, took me about half an hour to finish
-but then i thought of the time when my rear wheel was stolen and how overly pissed off i was
-it's true, ask willie just how angry i was
-i was ready to kill someone, and that was just over my wheel
-and all i have to say is this fiend got what he deserved and should be considered lucky that he got off so easily
-now, im guessing my non biking readers are probably "wtf, that's a horrible thing to do to someone over a bike"
-but to us, our bikes are probably one of the most important things in our lives
-and to have someone steal it after all the work you had put into your bike and all is complete bullshit
-don't try to steal bikes, or for that matter anything
-you never really know who you are stealing from until it's too late
-looks like bianchi is starting to reproduce their concept again
-looks sick
-taken off prolly's blog
-and lastly, something to keep you from doing your homework
-http://www.tuckermax.com/
-this guy just causes unlimited amounts of mayhem and douche baggery
-seriously, i can't believe these stories are true, but they are fucking hilarious
-i wish i cold like this...sometimes
-here are some stories that i found completely hilarious, click on them to read. note they're really long
-http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278
-http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_austin_road_trip.phtml#281
-http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_almost_banned_miss_vermont_story.phtml#705
-also this one quote from the austin road trip story really stuck out to me
-"If you go out a lot, you know that you can never try too hard to make a party; you just have to kinda see where the night takes you. You do that enough, and every now and then you stumble into one of those absolutely perfect situations, where it seems like everything just falls into place."
-why do you ask?
-because it is completely true
-i actually have experienced this and they usually turn out to be the greatest nights of my life
-and i hope that everyone reads and takes this in
-especially some certain people (whom shall not be named) i know who try to hard to make their lives more exciting on the weekends and end up moping around
-alright, so i know that i tried to go last year and it failed
-but this time i am whole heatedly serious about going
- there are two nights, so hard summer 09 does not repeat itself again
-60 dollars each night, but obviously friday is the better deal
-i mean justice, crookers, major lazer, steve aoki, etc?
-how can we miss out?
-it should be nice and simple
-leave sf on friday and depart on sunday
-i don't know the exact cost of the trips to la, but it shouldn't be too much right?
-we can all pitch in money for a hotel room, i doubt we are going to get any sleep, you know?
-trust me its so worth it, ive seen justice live
-justice alone should be 60 dollars
-if this doesn't happen, i am doing whatever halloween alleycat race is in sf
-last year's race seemed really fun and my halloween was a bust
-so contact me any way possible so we can start planning, this is about a month and a half away
-i don't really care who joins me but i have one rule
-no drama, if you fuck me over...i will fuck you over ten times worse
-due to past experiences with events like these i don't want to have to deal with anyone's shit
-capiche?
-posted this last week but damn it's so nice-this is about the exact setup i had in mind for mine...wtf?
-i guess great minds thing alike
-i'm going balls over head waiting for my fucking frame to come
-didn't finalize payment until today, and it won't ship out tomorrow
-and on top of that ben's cycle didn't accept my coupon on the frame but only on the tires
-hella lameee
-i hope it fits me too, but according to my retarded tape measurerer (yes i said measuerer) i am 5'8 - 5'9ish?
-am i that small, i mean that is still tall but compared to others, i feel short?
-if so i might not have problems with the sizing then!
-edit - damn this was a fat post, took me about half an hour to finish
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